Do you want to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas ever? Then you need to follow this freaking amazeballs coffee snob gift guide! At Pure Grind, we’re not about hugs and hot cocoa. We’re not merry and bright. We’re hustlers who drink damn good coffee. Ditch the frothy, Christmas-in-a-cup-flavored bullshit. Coffee should be drunk in its natural state — dark, raw, and bold. Respect the bitchin’ bean. With that said, your bag of boldly-roasted beans needs some accessories to go with it. Give the gift of kickass coffee snobbery this holiday season. Or you’re getting coal.

Steady Stream of Hustle

Skip the single-dose and opt for triple danger! The small-batch subscription of Pure Grind coffee is what everyone needs in their life. It’s bold and unapologetic for being its awesome, authentic self — just like you. Each batch of Pure Grind beans is meticulously and freshly roasted. Subscribe and get the bags delivered right to you via the magical mobile delivery service. It’s the fuel you need for your hustle, you freaking badass.

Coffee Snob Starter Kit

You’re already a kickass coffee snob, so it’s best you gift this Coffee Snob Starter Kit to someone in your life who desperately needs a good bump. Your friends need to join the coveted coffee snob club, and this is the place to start. It comes with three bags of freshly-roasted awesomeness and the choice of either a French press or coffee grinder. The Pure Grind Coffee snob starter kit makes for an amazing gift to convert coffee heathens to the light.

Pure Grind Coffee Snob Deluxe Kit

The Pure Grind Coffee Snob Deluxe Kit comes with everything you need to pursue the coffee snobbery arts. Three bags of freshly-roasted Pure Grind whole beans, one French press, and one coffee grinder. You’ll NEVER drink coffee the same, and you shouldn’t anyway.

Gift Card

If you want something simple, gift the gift of coffee awesomeness. A Pure Grind Coffee gift card makes a perfect gift for the purist, the go-getter. Fuel the hustle with a Pure Grind gift card. This gift card never expires. And to your friends who choose to continue drinking crappy coffee, say, "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah." Cheers!