Bonjour Bitches: Why You Need A French Press
Fellow coffee snobs, it’s time. It’s time to take your coffee snobbery to a whole new freaking level. It’s time to kick it up a few notches, throw those papery assed filters away, and snag a FRENCH PRESS. Imagine pure bean on water action, with no paper filters to get in the way and suck up all of that coffee oil magic. Friends, it is indeed time to savor coffee brilliance on a whole new level. A French Press brings your coffee game to a whole new level. Sure. You’ll be called an elitist. Yes, you may be called a snob. But know this, you will have joined a club of connoisseurs like none other. You will have made the BIG TIME.
Coursing Through Your Veins
Coffee is, as it’s a powerful protector of many of your body’s organs, including the blood and gets your blood jacked for the hustle. Experts say the caffeine in coffee benefits the cardiovascular system. A French Press is designed for the raw grounds to directly touch the water, instead of flowing through a filter. That’s old news. We’re modern. Skip the paper crap so you can get all the good stuff — the nutrients and antioxidants that the coffee provides. You want your coffee to not just be full of flavor, but full of health benefits. An antioxidant-rich solution to your health concerns? Hell freaking yeah. Let’s PRESS on.
Pure Coffee Snobbery
ALL true Coffee snobs praise the French Press method of brewing because it allows you to drink coffee the way nature intended it to — in its purest form. When you plunge that plunger into the depths of your Pure Grind Coffee beans, you extract the truest essence and SOUL right out of those beans. It’s that pure soul that fuels the hustle and tastes freaking amazing. A French Press also elevates your social game. Sure, your tea slurping friends will not understand the power that you’re now wielding, but let’s be brutally honest, are tea drinkers really good friends anyway? Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your friendships, just sayin’.
Eco-Friendly & What-Not
Do your part to save the planet and stuff by switching to a French Press. You can savor your Pure Grind Coffee and know that you didn’t kill a freaking rain forest that morning to brew your black gold. With ZERO paper involved, your Pure Grind Coffee will not only taste better, but you can sleep better at night knowing you’ve made a difference to keep this freaking planet alive for at least one more day. Breathe that shit in and revel in it, AND bonus, you don’t have to slap earthy, tree-huggin’ bumper stickers all over your Prius to tell the world how much you care about the planet, unless you want to, of course.
So. Drink Up Bitches.
You’ve come a long way friend, and if you made it through this post, you need to snag a French Press NOW. If you snag one of our Coffee Snob Kits, it comes with your very own French Press. OR you can pick one up at your local Target or the Amazon place. Regardless, you’re gonna be a coffee snob badass. Enjoy.
The Pure Grind Coffee Snob Deluxe Kit comes with everything you need to pursue the coffee snobbery arts. 3 16oz. bags of freshly roasted Pure Grind whole beans, 1 French Press, and 1 coffee grinder. You’ll NEVER drink coffee the same, because, you shouldn’t anyway.