Don’t Pull Your Hair Out, Mom. Drink Pure Grind.
What Freaking Day Is It Today?
It’s day ??? in quarantine. Hair is not washed. Clothes have not been changed in days. Did I even put deodorant on? I think I brushed my teeth, but who knows. My nights have now turned into sitting on the edge of the couch staring at the ceiling. Sometimes the wall. Sometimes the floor. Depends on the mood. I need a nap, but in between playing with Tommy’s toes and cleaning Karen’s messes, there is no time. There is NO time.
Viruses Suck
I’ve been thinking a lot about this virus horseshit. Not only are we surviving a novel disease, but we are surviving the quote “home-based learning.” Coronavirus school closures have turned us parents into teachers of the freaking of the year, and I sure as hell don’t remember asking for a career change. Like why does it matter what 26 + y = x is? We spent our lives learning algebra and we never even freaking use it. So why do I have to teach it? I just want to tell my kid, just be stupid then. We are not built for this!
We’re ALL Going Crazy
After this, I promise to never cancel plans with friends, be too busy for a date night (although I want to kill my husband...), and I sure as hell will appreciate my child’s teachers more. Give them all raises. Teachers are not paid enough. I know now from personal experience!
When someone asks me if I am okay, I laugh maniacally and twitch an eye. Check on your homeschooling moms. We are not okay.
Mommy Needs A Little Freaking Quiet Time
Tune the children out. Hide in your closet. You’re probably thinking about partaking in God’s favorite juicy lettuce for the first time, a shot or 8 of Jack Daniel’s, a couple hits of CBD, but the fix you REALLY need is from Pure Grind Coffee. We are as essential as the rest of them. We’re not sure what day it is either, but with our coffee, it doesn’t matter. While sipping this delectable magical juice, counting down the days until school starts again will become more tolerable. It’s not a cure, but it’s a critical tool in your parenting kit. We are in this together. Now drink up because you have to clean up the paint little Karen put on the walls, and stop little Tommy from eating chalk.
Snag A Bag And Snag Some Sanity
You need these small batch coffee beans in your life. They’re bold. They’re delicious. They don’t apologize for being their awesome self. Our kick-ass beans come from the mountains of Central and South America and boast low acidity with an amazing bold flavor profile that will probably change your life.
Each batch of Pure Grind is meticulously roasted in small batches so your beans will be amazingly fresh AND awesome. Enjoy a 16oz bag today!.