What Your Favorite Seasonal Drink Says About You
It’s that time of year again when the outdoor temperatures begin to drop, and you might start to be enticed by a hot, heart-warming cup of joe. As the seasons change, so do your coffee preferences, unless you’re the chilled-to-the-soul type who’ll gladly enjoy an iced coffee in freezing temperatures. Time to face the truth —- we may not mean to, but we judge the coffee orders of those in front of us in line. Whether you think their order is too sweet, too bitter, or just downright strange, here’s what their seasonal drink choices say about them.
Peppermint Mocha
You start putting up your Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, and by December 1, the whole roof is covered in lights. You enjoy the finer things in life and tend to be a little extra —- but aren’t we all?
Dirty Chai Latte
You have an extensive knowledge of indie movies and rotate three pairs of non-prescription reading glasses. You use the same blanket you’ve been using since childhood to curl up on the couch and relax to achieve maximum comfort. If it’s not broken, why fix it?
Hot Chocolate
You have a lot of stuffed animals. You blow on soup that's too hot. You love fuzzy blankets, fuzzy slippers, fuzzy jackets.
Caramel Apple Latte
You are warm-hearted and a friend to all. You take in strays and volunteer at the library in your free time, and you will cry if someone yells at you.
Salted Caramel Mocha
Fun-loving and witty — you never miss an opportunity to tell a dad joke. The only way you know how to flirt is through slight insults. Just like the drink, you’re sweet, but also a little salty!
Gingerbread Latte
Protective over the little things in life, because you want to wrap everyone and everything you love in bubble wrap. You are a perfectionist, and someone who always has to have the last word. Favorite hobby is binge watching Black Mirror on Netflix.
Eggnog Latte
You host the extravagant Christmas party people are dying to go to. You love being the life of the party, and you are the king/queen of the people pleasers. You dye your hair but decide that you want to change it back to the original everytime.
Apple Cider
No caffeine? How are you supposed to get your Christmas shopping done without caffeine?! How did you get on this list?!
Regular Eggnog
Not caffeinated, but it's got booze. You can stay.
Black Coffee
Seasons don’t matter to someone who thrives on consistency year round. Hot or cold, you drink black coffee because you’re bold. You don’t like to beat around the bush and are a strong believer in simplicity.
A Firm Coffee Foundation
Whatever your coffee preferences may be, always start with freshly roasted, lively flavored, rich beans from Pure Grind Coffee. Oh, and that eggnog, don’t skimp on the bourbon, it’s 2021 after all. Get shopping!
